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My January was awful, so here’s to February 😂

Can someone will the sun to come back PLEASE

I’ll be here if you’re in the mood for several different types of carpet burn 😂

My bellybutton is obviously the centrepiece here

I feel like I’m finally coming to terms with how much my body has changed in the last year. Stress is a truly wild thing and everyone deals with it so differently and that’s ok. It’s so important we’re kind to ourselves because being hateful and critical is never helpful, trust me. Hope you’re having a nice day xx

Definitively a romp-all-day-on-the-sofa-with-occasional-tv-breaks kinda day, you get me?

Happy Saturday!! 💖

It was 11am haha

I had my first ever orgasm from humping a pillow. I don’t remember how I discovered masturbation but I do remember that I was pushing myself up against table corners long before I had any idea why that felt good. I discovered pillow humping online while trying to find different ways to masturbate. My parents had some kind of parental safety software on my laptop and so I’m sure they saw all my shocking searches (I try not to think about that) 🥴 I had humped my pillow many, many times before I came for the first time and I remember just thinking ‘what the HECK just happened’. When I discovered this was an orgasm, I made it my personal mission to make them happen every single day 😂 I remember so distinctly looking up ‘how many orgasms can you have a day?’, And I laugh so much now remember lil Rosie thinking ‘surely this insane feeling has a limit to how many times I can make it happen’. 🤣

Spot the bad dragon packaging in the background 😂 🐉

Anyone been here long enough to remember the vid I made just wearing this coat (nothing underneath!) while I went to the shops wearing a butt plug and insertable vibrator? Damn that was fun 😅

This this was an accident but my boobie looks cute 🤓

Lovehoney had an amazing lingerie sale lol

Reposting this to remind ME that this outfit has still not featured in a vid, what a crime 🤦‍♀️

Good morning from me to youuuu!

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Sending out this NEW vid tomorrow, you ready for AXEL?! 🤯😏😈🤩🤤

Kinda having a little love affair with body stockings atm haha

Dreaming of Italian beaches today 🇮🇹 🥲

Hey look, I saved you a seat 🥰

Just casually worked like this today, living the dream my friends

What does someone who is a total buzzkill like me (vegan and teetotal) do with this lovely set up my airbnb host laid out for me? 🤔

My bedside table in this pic will forever summarise the pandemic for me: lateral flow tests and too many dildos 😂

I can touch my nose with my tongue, how does that make you feel? 😂

Was I cold? Maybe a little yes. Would you like to have a nibble? I hope so 😋

Is this seat taken?

I got fucked soooo good on my weekend away a couple of weeks back (and I still have new content to edit for you, so exciting 😈). BUT, I thought I’d just tell you how fucking scary my airbnb was because it’s funny and I legit can’t be trusted to do anything anymore (my last airbnb scammed me and this airbnb was straight out of a horror movie) - like you know when you see those stupid white people in horror movies who do everything that is going to get them killed, well that was me 🙃 First we couldn’t find the place and it was only when this man came out of a bush into the middle of the road, causing me to brake super quick that he told us he was our host. We parked at his place, got our stuff out. I knew it was a cute lil cabin, probably a 10 minute walk max, WELL NO… we followed this man for no word of a lie, 25 MINUTES through dense woodland, I honestly was convinced I was walking to my death. When we got there (somehow alive) we were told the whole place ran on a generator (doh for not reading the reviews Rosie), he showed us how to use it, all fine and then he left. 5 mins later I realised he didn’t give us a key to lock the place and that we’d still left stuff in the car that we really needed. So after siking ourselves back up, we accepted that we would have to walk the 25mins back through the woodland - we realised on the way back that there were forks in the path that you wouldn’t have even noticed walking the other way, so of course we got lost, and as a result of this, I walked into a random tent in the woodland, I mean ARE YOU KIDDING ME, I DIED. WHY THE FUCK WAS THAT THERE - literally traumatising. When we finally got back to the car, we loaded ourselves up with all the too much stuff I’d bought (I was so hangry at the point as well) and I got a glance into his house to see this super, super old man (maybe 90?) with a crazy long beard just staring at the wall, not blinking, like legit he could have been dead 😭 We made it back through the woodland somehow (I was sweating balls lol) and when we got

I wish there was a spank emoji… 👏

I neeeeed to take more pics like these! Thought I’d repost these for the influx of people who have recently told me they’re into feet - if you are into feet, give this post a lil tip and I’ll think about making some foot content 😌