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Let me tickle your face por favor xxx

Look at this outfit, oh sweet Jesus I am entirely not sexy enough for this 😫 One of you lovely lot bought this set for me and phewwww, PHEW 🥵

Hi, just hanging out lol

Here’s two photos of me from today with a tiny pie to say sorry, because I think you’ve seen enough pussy today, maybe? 🥧

And these holes aren’t going to fuck themselves 😈

This soft pussy isn’t going to lick itself, is it?

Ooh she soft

I’ll be your perfect 1950s housewife until you catch me sleeping with you best friends wife, overdosing on my hysteria pills and using the new back massager as a vibrator 😇

More pretending it’s summer ☀️

I’ll be your perfect 1950s housewife until you catch me sleeping with you best friends wife, overdosing on my hysteria pills and using the new back massager as a vibrator 😇

A little something for the ass guys. I was just really feeling myself in these tight leggings (or yoga pants to my friends across the pond??) 😛

This lighting was unbelievably beautiful. Do you appreciate artful nudes or at the end of the day is it all a bit fluffy?

Also I can’t stop chuckling about how this is only 8 days of re-growth 😅

I’m really not doing much at the moment and I’m feeling kind of guilty about it honestly 😅 I’d really like to get a new video out this week if I can, because I miss it! And because I bought my bad dragon Orochi dildo home which took up 2kg of my 20kg luggage (priorities lol) 😂

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I will trash anywhere I go, see discarded Easter egg boxes. I will NOT tidy for you 🙃

I will trash anywhere I go, see discarded Easter egg boxes. I will NOT tidy for you 🙃

Hi hi, I’ve been sleeping for the past 48 hours so sorry I’ve been a bit quiet. I’m home in England for a bit so just trying to chill and not crash as a result of suddenly stopping. Thanks for being cool and big love to you ❤️

Mwahhhhh! 💋

Happy Easter Sunday to everyone who celebrates, I hope you’re having a lovely weekend chilling with family ☀️ 🐣 Loving the retro vibe of the lighting in this photo, which was a result of a shocking light situation; definitely doesn’t look like it was taken on an iPhone in 2021. This outfit always makes me feel like such a 1970s playboy bunny wannabe, sorry I have no ears... or knickers (ok, not sorry about that).🐰 But seriously this is as good as it gets from someone who forgets most holidays and doesn’t plan for these themed occasions 😂

Oh here are the rest lol, oops

Fancy a slice of this? 🍰

The weather is beautiful today and I’m lapping it up sitting inside, at my desk writing my last essay of this semester... or at least I will be when I get out from under my duvet and stop scrolling on Reddit. With a bit of procrasturbation thrown in, feeling pretty helpless to change my situation tbh.

A big fat hello from my pussy and all the hairs I missed 😂

Your housekeeper keeps turning up in ridiculous outfits. Perhaps you could have controlled yourself until you find out her pussy is hairy as fuck.

I just made a dildo riding video as a reward for my 3rd deadline of 4 this week and let me tell you, shaved pussy shows you just how tight my lips grip 🤤 Will post it today for those wanting to see 🤗

I took these the other day because I was inspired by those on Reddit who complain about the state of the grout in shower. Seriously people 😂

Grade A procrastinator