new around these parts? *id love to help you explore them* 😈
new around these parts? *id love to help you explore them* 😈
2023-06-24 10:35:02 +0000 UTC View Postnew around these parts? *id love to help you explore them* 😈
2023-06-24 10:35:02 +0000 UTC View Posti lost some of my clothes… *can you help me lose the rest?* 😏
2023-06-24 04:35:03 +0000 UTC View Posthey dork, guess what? *you made my day just being in it* 🫶
2023-06-23 22:35:23 +0000 UTC View Postcan you help me hang something up? *or you can just pound me against the wall instead* 😈
2023-06-23 16:35:02 +0000 UTC View Postlet me wear you like my glasses *one leg over each ear* 😉
2023-06-23 10:35:02 +0000 UTC View Posti keep the thermostat low *so you can warm me up*
2023-06-23 04:35:02 +0000 UTC View Postread this faster than expected… *im sure i can find something to spread out longer* ;)
2023-06-22 22:34:02 +0000 UTC View Postrise & grind… *shhh i meant rise and shine* ✨
2023-06-22 16:36:02 +0000 UTC View Postwe don’t have to use the Confundus charm… *promise i can blow your mind without it* 😉
2023-06-22 10:35:02 +0000 UTC View Postis that a bone growing? *i didn’t put skele-grow in your drink* 🤔
2023-06-22 04:36:02 +0000 UTC View Posti’m a spy on a secret mission… *come in me, if you want to live* 😏
2023-06-21 22:36:02 +0000 UTC View Posti grabbed what i needed from the bottom shelf… *do you think it’s light or heavy reading?*
2023-06-21 16:36:03 +0000 UTC View Posti don’t know what you think of me… *but i hope it’s x-rated* 😉
2023-06-21 10:34:04 +0000 UTC View Postdo these look real… *wanna check?*
2023-06-21 04:36:03 +0000 UTC View Postyou look like a hard worker… *I have an opening you can fill* 😉
2023-06-20 22:36:14 +0000 UTC View Posthow do you like your sausage in the morning… *scrambled or blown?*
2023-06-20 16:31:02 +0000 UTC View Postlets play hockey… *I’ll play the net & you score ;)*
2023-06-20 10:34:02 +0000 UTC View Postdon’t be shy… *i caught you staring so come say hi* 😉
2023-06-20 04:41:13 +0000 UTC View Posti wanted you to see all sides of me… *so i turned around ;)*
2023-06-19 22:36:28 +0000 UTC View Postgood morning *did this wake you up a bit more?* 😏
2023-06-19 16:35:03 +0000 UTC View Postdon’t worry i play Tetris… *i’ll make it fit* 😈
2023-06-19 11:11:01 +0000 UTC View Posti’m sad…. *do you have a shoulder for me to put my legs on?*
2023-06-19 04:34:05 +0000 UTC View Posti’m always on top of important things *want to be added to that list?*
2023-06-18 22:34:02 +0000 UTC View Posthow many tickets does it take to ride you?
2023-06-18 16:34:01 +0000 UTC View Postlet’s have a party and invite your pants to *come on down* 🤤
2023-06-18 10:34:05 +0000 UTC View Postif you think my pick up lines are sweet *you should taste the lips they come out of* 😏
2023-06-18 05:11:02 +0000 UTC View Postyes *i'm thinking about you right now*
2023-06-17 22:34:05 +0000 UTC View Posti don't know what quidditch position you play *but you sure look like a keeper* 😊
2023-06-17 16:34:01 +0000 UTC View Postnice shirt *can i talk you out of it?* 😜
2023-06-17 10:34:02 +0000 UTC View Post