End of year shopping in *someones* office bathroom ;) (yes I bought a dress- might post pics if y’all promise to be good this NYE)
EDIT: If yall are *really* nice I might post a photoset *IN the dress* in the *bathroom* of where the party is happening ;)
Hi y’all, my buddy Andrew was just in a HUGE car accident and is now in the hospital. Obvi, he’s not doing great, but he’s stable. Well we went to go see him the other day and he said I could take a pic in his hospital bathroom :) (love ya buddy) PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Send all your prayers, love, and good vibes his way while he’s healing!!!!
* Also- peep the weird angle of my chicken leg 😂😂😂*
As promised...
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE MOTHERFUCKERS! WELCOME TO THIS TEN PHOTO SHITPOST I LIKE TO CALL...
*BIG BOOTIES BOWS AND BOOBS*
* no nipples were intentionally photographed in the making of this photoset *
Like I said the other day, I've never made a pasties post before, so I *really* stepped out of my comfort zone with this one. I am wearing *less clothing than I have ever worn in a set...* so honestly, happy Christmas :) This is priced at a rate that I personally think is *totally* discounted for what it is, BUT IN THE SPIRIT OF THE HOLIDAYS... I've decided to grant you all the #HolidaySalePrice
HERE ARE THE GOODS:
Ten pretty pictures, all of them have some sort of bow in them
Six pictures with the focus on the booty, and four pictures with the focus on titty-
THERE ARE PUSSY LIPS IN *MOST* OF THESE SHOTS (like at least six I think)
OH ALSO AN ADDED BONUS: my FEET are in quite a lot of these pics!!
obviously no nudity, just lewdity...
and of course- Leave a like if you enjoyed yourself here, leave a comment letting me know which was your favourite, and have a happy Christmas, Merry holidays, and a beautiful weekend. (You already KNOW I'll see you before the new year ;)
ALRIGHT, Y'ALL I know I promised some holiday content, so here it is!!!
THIS IS SOMETHING I'VE NEVER DONE BEFORE SO IM A LITTLE SCURRED, TO BE HONEST-
So basically we were just sorta fucking around... and I got a little uhhhh *carried away* with the gift bows... (see figure below)
I've never posted pastie content before- this is legit the least amount of clothing that I have EVER WORN for a set...
so-
WE GOT TITTY
WE GOT BOOTY
annnd some sneaky peeks of some pussy lipssss 😉
In all seriousness though, I had a fucking fantastic time shooting these and would LOVE your feedback on them.
THIS SET WILL BE RELEASED ON DECEMBER 24!
Edit: this is officially the best selling post I’ve ever made. Thank you- thank you- thank you.
sooooo I've never made a #hornyhour post lol cos I hadn't experienced horny hour... until now... I feel like I owe you a little backstory so here's this: I had just got done tying with a new person last night (peep the rope marks) and so I went to chill out post-tie where it was quiet and nobody was sitting... So I went to the only place where there were no people, BUT, they're always playing porn in this room, and uh I have no idea why, cos regular-ass porn doesn't usually turn me on that much, but I got totally sucked in watching it when I realized how wet I was...
so anyways hi this is my set of eight photos- where I was *totally* feeling myself...
here's the shebang:
- I am wearing a bra that is a little too small for me but decided that it would stretch with me in all the awkward angles that I'm in...
- pussy lips, ofc no nudes, but I've discovered that these shorts (fortunately for you guys) cover a *shockingly* small amount of skin lol...
- you can obviously see how badly I need to get railed in this post...
I'm gonna be honest, I wasn't even thinking about making a set when I took these, but when I looked over them the next day and saw the *shocking* amount of *pussy and titty* I would have felt so selfish for not sharing...
Again, no nudes, this was a completely spontaneous series of photos, so I didn't really have the forethought to do anything crazy, I just sort of went with what I was doing and got you guys this!
So please, let me know if you enjoyed this progression of photos by leaving a like or a comment, or a DM or something of the sort. Also, let me know what you'd like to see next in the comments!
Soooooo last night I was at this cute lil dive bar because what else is there to do on a Tuesday night, and I realized I haven’t posted a bathroom pic in like a week. 🤦♂️Obvi I just KNOW that’s all y’all are here for is the spicy bathroom booty shots… so here’s three of my faves. Sorry the lighting is ass. But my ass looks fine. Okay I’m done now i swear.
Have a snack.
How bout some cake.
guys- favour time: as some of you may know, I am in love with food. like so so so in love with food. thus, I am a very snacky person... soooo im thinkin- yall send me some links to things on amazon that you wanna see me eat. I'll add it to the wishlist- any foods ordered off the wishlist is a guarantee that I'll eat it in my video, and any of the other suggestions, I'll order myself if i have a genuine interest in it. :)
The holidays have been kicking my ass sooooo hard… soooo I dug out this rope pic for y’all cos I feel like you guys deserve it :) sorry bout being MIA!!!
HAPPY HO HO HOLIDAYS 😈 🎅
I have a BRAND SPANKIN NEW HOLIDAY TEASE 😈 AND I’M SOOOO EXCITED TO SHARE IT WITH YALL.
This is the first day of Christmas and y’all let me tell ya- I got some spicy stuff this year
LET ME SPOIL THE GIFT AND TELL YOU WHAT YOU’RE GONNA GET:
1) Booty. I got two FANTASTICAL booty pics that showcase my BEAUTIFUL arse in all of its single stringed glory.
2) Puss- obvi I’m not nude, and those of you who pay attention know that I don’t take nude photos. But BY GOLLY THEM LIPS BE POKIN OUT. like not only are they *poking* out but I INTENTIONALLY PULLED THEM OUT OF MY PANTIES. (Also I went shopping twenty four hours before this shoot. Fight me)
3) titty. Obviouslyyyyyyy You’re not gonna see any nips today- but the CLEAVAGE IS REAL GUYS. The only bralette they had that *matched* was like a size two small. (I think Victoria’s Secret is that she doesn’t fucking have my size ever dammit)
4) as a lil bonus you can see my feets in some shots, and I think in the first pic I’m licking a candy cane cos I’m addicted to sugar (it’s okay just imagine I’m licking something else;) and of course- you get to see my long and crazy red hair :) also side note I think I’m actually smiling in some of these pics 😂
*as always~ I don’t post nudes just lewds*
GUYS WE HAD A FUN DAY OKAY
Anyways enjoy and let me know what you think in the comments!
It’s I-forgot-I-actually-have-tits o’clock
No bathroom booty pics today boys- today we’re forgetting that we have tits 😂 one of y’all bought me this piece that I’m wearing (I hope you enjoyed the pics btw ;)
Anyways. Happy weekend everybody :)