Someone gifted me this apron for my birthday and now I can cook without having to wear any clothes underneath 😏 What should I cook? (Can’t really cook solid food because my jaw still hurts 🦷🤕)
2021-05-08 10:52:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok, I’m high on meds and surprisingly I got a slight boner out of it. I don’t know why but the pain on my cheeks (from my face😣🦷) increased and I didn’t want to do much other than sleep and watch anime so I didn’t work on the set I promised. I’ll get it done whenever I feel better. For now just drink some fucking water, will ya? 😤
2021-05-06 10:25:32 +0000 UTC View Post
I got my bottom wisdom teeth removed today and I do not feeling like making content 🤕 But I do have a set which I totally forgot about 🐰. I will post it tomorrow. Alright good night and drink your water
2021-05-04 09:42:07 +0000 UTC View PostOh yeah so I got a massage gun.... 😩
2021-05-03 08:15:43 +0000 UTC View PostWHAT THE FUCK? Why is there more than 10,000 of you? Where did you all even come from? Oh well 🤷🏻♂️ I guess I’ll celebrate with a little dance after a cold shower 🚿 have a good day 👊🏻
2021-04-30 21:55:31 +0000 UTC View Post
I worked out my legs today and I thought I had the sickest pump ever but 😒 it went away so fast that when I took the picture I got this 🤏🏻 😩 chicken legs forever 😓
2021-04-30 10:37:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Just showered with cold water and I’m drained which means I’m gonna sleep good tonight 😊😪 and I hope this makes your day when you wake up. Good night and good morning.
2021-04-29 12:08:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Having these fucked up joints and sore muscles makes me wanna get a full body massage, suction cups, bones cracked and get needless into my skin 😩🤕 all I could do to make the pain go away is to beat my 🥩 and sleep 😴
2021-04-27 11:17:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Took a shower and forgot to clean certain areas 😏 it’s looking like you’re gonna have to clean them for me 👅
2021-04-25 06:57:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Oops I forgot to make a 4/20 post so here you go. Smoke this joint I rolled up 😂 (I don’t smoke)
2021-04-22 21:50:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone said I need to go out more, to the beach or something, let the sun 🌞 hit my skin, get that vitamin D. And to that I say “I can get sunlight in my own room. Hell, I can even spread my butt cheeks so the sun can get in there 💢⭕️ which is way better than going to the beach. Even my dick can get a tan 😊 “ This quick set I took is just a bunch of pictures of me naked (private parts are censored 😤 as you already know) getting some sunlight in areas where the sun can’t reach easily. And I ended up doing some stretches as well since I’m old 👨🏻🦳 so you’ll see some weird poses. Again, you will not see dick 🍆 or butthole 💢 so take that into consideration before buying. I don’t want you to feel ripped off but you will see a lot of skin, ass cheeks and censored dick (which btw I might’ve gone to light on the censorship 🤷🏻♂️ ) All and all, a pretty simple set that you guys will enjoy I’m sure. Alright have a good day 😉 and remember to drink water you horny, dehydrated bitches 😤 💧 💪🏼
2021-04-20 01:40:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Let’s play a game, shall we? In which picture am I wearing underwear? Since a lot of people claim that grey sweat pants really does show the “print” so I’m guessing you could see if I’m wearing underwear or not under the grey sweat pants.
2021-04-17 11:25:53 +0000 UTC View PostJust some food for thought 🤔 💭
2021-04-15 11:50:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Don’t trust everything you see online. I mean this is ME but I have an empty stomach and I’m sucking it in so I’m not this lean 😓 Most of the time I’m full of water, full of food and bloated 😭 but this is just another post I will look back to when I couldn’t see my lower ab veins ( if I ever get them in the first place 😒)
2021-04-10 22:54:31 +0000 UTC View PostI’m leaving this here and coming back once I have those lower ab veins showing up 🙏🏼
2021-04-08 09:26:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh yeah happy Easter 🐰🐇🐣 everyone. 😅I’m always late, I know. I took these pictures for that set I promised called “copying poses from anime men in bunny suits” but i tried coping the pose on the last picture because there weren’t a lot of “bunny men” I’ll have the set ready in...... 😪 whenever I can 😅 Alright that’s all. Hydrate fuckers and good night
2021-04-05 08:21:07 +0000 UTC View PostThese are just some random videos I found when I was clearing out my phone. Enjoy
2021-04-04 10:36:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Fresh out the shower with water still running down on me because air drying is the best feeling
2021-03-29 10:30:36 +0000 UTC View PostYou can already picture the feeling of eating a fat meal and good shower 😪😴🥱 And yes I air dry by laying on the bed naked. All that was needed was a foot rub 😩 and that would’ve put me straight to sleep 😴 Good night and drink some water 💧 😤
2021-03-24 10:46:34 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m gonna go on google images and type in “anime men in bunny suit” and try to replicate most images for an upcoming set. See you then
2021-03-21 11:24:19 +0000 UTC View PostOpen your mouth wide open 👄 I’m trynna feed you. Next up will be me hydrating you. I still don’t have any ideas 😅
2021-03-17 01:14:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Why did a few people suddenly started asking if I was selling my underwear 🩲. That actually made me take a good look at my underwear and realize that some of it is old and falling apart But I still don’t know about selling my underwear because the farts I leave in them 🤢 could kill you and I don’t want to get sued for that. Another thing is I decided to charge for this small set since I do take off my underwear and I said I wouldn’t do this kind of content for free. And I added the first video I took (which I thought about not uploading) which showed a little more than I should’ve but not everything, ok? So be warned before buying 😤. Anyways that’s all. I know I’ve been slacking on content on here but it’s not easy. Trust me if I had boobs I’d be uploading them shits a lot but as a man I don’t know what to post. Good evening and drink your fucking water you thirsty bitches 💧 😤.
2021-03-13 05:09:10 +0000 UTC View PostAre there other games similar to this one that I can do?
2021-03-08 10:50:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Taking advantage of this vitamin D (sun 🌞 ) that shines through my window so I can get a bit of a tan because I’m pale AF. Also I heard you’re not supposed to tan your dick so that’s why I’m wearing underwear 🩲 😊
2021-03-03 10:28:33 +0000 UTC View PostHere’s a tiktok video for you horny and dehydrated fucks since all of you come from tiktok
2021-02-27 00:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
What would you take? The 5in 🍆 or the 10 in 🌯? The biggest one, of course 🤤
2021-02-18 23:11:39 +0000 UTC View Post
