i think I’ll start posting again 🤭
i think I’ll start posting again 🤭
2024-03-12 12:26:47 +0000 UTC View Post
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me trying to pack for cold weather
me trying to pack for cold weather
2024-01-17 15:11:01 +0000 UTC View Postvalentine’s day mood jan-march if I’m honest 🍫
valentine’s day mood jan-march if I’m honest 🍫
2024-01-14 03:23:21 +0000 UTC View Post🥥🐒🐒🐒 Happy merry to my fellow monkeys 😌 Hope you find some..
🥥🐒🐒🐒
Happy merry to my fellow monkeys 😌
Hope you find some time to chase a lil tail n swing from the trees this week. Miss you goofys 🤎🤎
PLAN(t)S who’s got em? not meeee 😇😇😇 in loose order riffin..
PLAN(t)S
who’s got em? not meeee 😇😇😇
in loose order riffing:
winter chaps
Christmas ruiners
bigger vs. better
trips vs. traps
mattress 3way
PPV strategy
suggestion box open and full of chapstick 😛
miss yew mean it
🖤🖤🖤
gonna just wear this the entire month
gonna just wear this the entire month
2023-11-02 16:35:40 +0000 UTC View PostSry I’ve been MIA, no reason really.
Sry I’ve been MIA, no reason really.
2023-11-01 02:08:09 +0000 UTC View Postlaundry day and the whites don’t match
laundry day and the whites don’t match
2023-10-17 14:23:53 +0000 UTC View Posttucked everyone in at 6:40pm, she’s a monster! In my 20s I ..
tucked everyone in at 6:40pm, she’s a monster!
In my 20s I used to get awful Sunday Scaries. You know about em? Melancholy tied to a weekly calendar I guess is the best way to describe it. Mine felt like a weight on the chest. But not stagnant, it really had a pulse of its own. Pounding out the seconds. Doom doom doom. An emo soundtrack to whatever errand I had coherced my feet into pretending they cared to help tick off a list solely designed to busy body and escape the doom to which they now walked. The weight somehow pulled on the optic nerve and drained the color out of everything too. That was the worst part. The dullness of it all.
Maybe it was lack of routine. Maybe it was because being a girl in your 20s is weird in general. And for me, maybe that decade had an air of structured aimlessness that felt phony as fuck.
Anyway, I could wax poetic for hours and maybe sometime I will (or maybe I have before? Lol 🐟) but I don’t get them Sunday Scaries no mo. Not even a tickle. I noticed a few years ago, they just POOF were gone. Sundays are the TGIF of the parenting ilk and I’m ready to kick back with a glass of red, flash some titties n tuck into some fucking PROGRAMMING, ya know? I get to drop those cuties in bed (xtra early cuz ya know, SKOOL NIGHT) and just bask in the total exhaustion of it all. What a dream.
Not saying if you get Sunday scaries you should have kids, just saying…you could…certainly try it?
…lol. Of course I coulda just gotten a therapist but where’s the yogurt flung across the couch in that! Too boring if you ask me! 😛
Have a good week everybody. Don’t let the scaries get you down if they creeping. Or do. Listen to the new Olivia Rodrigo n cry about some tween shit. Feel the feeeeels.
Ily always 🖤🖤🖤
can’t decide on a purple emoji
can’t decide on a purple emoji
2023-09-02 15:10:58 +0000 UTC View Posthiiiiii back from vacation , what we doin?
hiiiiii back from vacation , what we doin?
2023-08-28 23:38:51 +0000 UTC View Postmy church redid their bathroom
my church redid their bathroom
2023-08-07 00:38:02 +0000 UTC View Post
off menu and market price but iykyO 🧑🍳 …think The Bear bil..
off menu and market price but iykyO 🧑🍳
…think The Bear billboards around LA getting me 🥵🥵🥵
yes chefffff 🐠🐠🐠 lol
back in LA, what we doin? ☀️☀️☀️
back in LA, what we doin? ☀️☀️☀️
2023-06-20 19:32:41 +0000 UTC View Post
hi hi hiiii 🌱🌭 Hope you’re having a lovely long weekend if ..
hi hi hiiii 🌱🌭
Hope you’re having a lovely long weekend if you’re in America etc. or…happy Monday to everyone else?
I’m toasted from beach weekend alone w bbs but still found the energy to…take this out of the box? I drew the line at the Philips head 😂 Such a cliche.
someone pls cum do it for me thxxx. willing to beg. 🐾
new pants a lil too horny for the gram hiiii babiessss wyd
new pants a lil too horny for the gram
hiiii babiessss wyd
i was gonna delete my account but changed my mind…again lo..
i was gonna delete my account but changed my mind…again
lololol
this pic my hoe self giving good girl self 🖕
demon time baybeee
miss you mean it
anyway sry what were we talking about?
anyway sry what were we talking about?
2023-01-12 22:11:50 +0000 UTC View Postyou know the pose…. Found out i was pregnant on Sunday!!!! ..
you know the pose….
Found out i was pregnant on Sunday!!!!
(against all probability and despite definitely NOT trying)
Had mixed feelings. Maybe even an initial HARD PASS. But then, idk, once the initial shock wore off I came here and looked at all the fun lil side by side belly photos and posi vibes. Then I looked at my son’s giggly sweet face and how much I love bein a mom n said, well i said…AIGHT FUCK IT LET’S GOOOOOOOO.
!!!!!!!
Yesterday I lost the baby.
The idea of the baby bc it really was just a few cells globbed together that I’d only known about for a couple days. Anyway, nm.
Being a girl is insane.
me this whole week, sry if I’m a lil slow on DM ily bbs
me this whole week, sry if I’m a lil slow on DM ily bbs
2022-12-23 20:21:53 +0000 UTC View Post
