Trying to sleep in the middle of the day is hard... 😭 Night work is not for me... Ugh, back to sleep I try to go... 😴
2024-02-19 17:54:34 +0000 UTC View PostFirst, an apology 🥺... I've left the thoughts of a couple influence (negatively) what I post... Which left me hardly posting 🤦♀️ cuz I was worried it was too much of the same thing or too simple... Which sucks for the rest of you who are simply happy 🥰 to see what ever I share... Or just scroll if that post isn't for you... So back to posting more often with whatever I was able to capture that day... 💪
As per someone's suggestion... They wanted to see me with a buttplug in a public place... And altho these washrooms 🚻 are single occupancy, they are still public washrooms! And hearing people outside waiting to use them made it all that much more awkward and thrilling! Especially when I rode public transit 🚇 with the plug still in me... Only for a short 🤏 distance, cuz I felt like I had a huge sign flashing over my head saying "NAUGHT GIRL WITH A BUTTPLUG!" 🤣🤣
But I enjoyed it! 🫣
The two videos are of me inserting it and removing it...
Well that an eventful lunch hour ⏳️... I went home to rest 🛏, take some advil 💊 and use a hot water bottle 🩹... Instead, I built a poly bag of Lego, played with my nipple 🍒 and let my clit get tickled for a min... 🤭 Oddly enough, it def helped... 😋 Now just to get back and finish out my "Friday"...
2024-02-12 19:18:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Today was a hella long day! Threw a piece of fish 🐠 in the air fryer and tossed some potatoes 🥔 in the microwave for dinner 🍽... I'm so tired 😴 it took four 4️⃣ tries to get one non-blurry pic... 🤣😭
2024-02-10 00:54:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Finally washed 🧺 my brand new "treat-to-myself" sheets 🛏... 😋
2024-02-09 01:36:01 +0000 UTC View PostIt was a bumbum 🍎 kind of day... 😋 Got a little brave and pulled out my Onyxxx Joi vibrator along with my three hard buttplugs... 🤭
Details:
Date: Wednesday February 7th 2024
Time: 2:53pm
Length: 9 mins 39 secs
Location: My Bed
Weight:
Outfit: Nodda
Size: N/A
Toys: Onyxxx Joi Vibrator, Steele Buttplugs, Fingers, KY Jelly
My first "full-back-to-normal" week in months has every bit 😋 of me exhausted!!! 🥴
2024-02-04 02:27:30 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you guys search for?! I have been slacking on figuring out the post “labels” function… But I finally figured it out… I have some labels Imma use, but what key words do you fellas actually search for?
These are some that Ive started doing, but before I get too deep into in, I wanna know what I should been tagging…
(And a little collage for fun! 😋)
Good Evening Lovies! ❤️
Who knew stepping on a scale ⚖️ naked would be so awkward... 🤣🤣 But I did it! 😎 Half a dozen times... Not sure if it is what the requestor had in mind... There was very little on PH for me to view to see 👀 what others are doing... But I gave it a shot nonetheless... All my lovely curves just waiting to be gripped and nibbled on... 😋
Details:
Date: Wednesday January 31st 2024
Time: Many Times Thru Out The Day 🥸
Location: Bathroom / Scale
Length: 2 mins 35 secs
Weight: 296.6 lbs
Outfit: Black Robe
Size: 1/2 XL
Toys: None
I had fun taking weird angle nipple 🍒 shots on my lunch break today... 🤣 All that nipple play really did get the creaminess flowing... 😋 She is just oozing in the last pic 📸... (which is of another weird angle... lol)
2024-01-30 03:11:20 +0000 UTC View Post
More yummy titties 🍉 and delicious yet simple dinner 🍽! 😋 Spent the past couple days building 👷♀️ an Ikea shelf with added doors🚪to replace some of the stuff that got damaged during the bazillion floods a couple months back... Not totally organized yet, but so much better than a dozen bins on my floor!💯
2024-01-27 23:48:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Did someone order a side of titties 🍉 with their mini subs 🥪 for lunch today?!? 🤣😋
2024-01-26 16:49:41 +0000 UTC View PostOoohhh mmmmyyyyy!!!! She is one juicy peach 🍑!!! Touching her and flicking 🫳 my bean 🫘 had gotten her so sensitive... I didn't think I'd be able to handle the clit sucker on her afterwards... My gooodneeessss am I happy I tried... 😋💦
Details:
Date: Wednesday January 24th 2024
Time: 2:04pm
Length: 13 mins 05 secs
Location: My Living Room Couch
Weight: 298.4 lbs
Outfit: Nodda
Size: N/A
Toys: Fingers, KY Liquid, Satisfyer Pro Air Pulse Clitoral Stimulator
Mmmmm... might just be store bought ribs with some leftovers... But my goodness do I ever love some fried mashed potatoes 🥔 smothered in butter 🧈! Kinda made a little mess... Anyone wanna lend a tongue 👅 to clean it up?! 😆
2024-01-23 22:33:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Mmm.mmm.mmm... It is so very cold 🥶 in my place... Thought I would whip my titties 🍉 out just to show y'all the major case of nipplitis... But got distracted by how much my nipples were loving 🥰 the attention... One thing lead to the next, and I was enjoying feeling my swollen clit between my fingers 🫳... Had a mild partial release... But I'm saving my explosion 💦 for later... 😋
E.T.A. Looks like I still won’t have any heat today… The heat tech isnt having any luck getting my rads going… 🥶😭
Holding and rubbing my big belly... Thankfully the pain and discomfort will be gone in another day or two... It's been a while since my beans 🫘 been flicked 🫳... Hopefully this week my clit sucker will make an appearance... 😋 She most definitely needs some attention... 💯
2024-01-21 01:00:41 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do people fuck with peoples accounts?!? New log-in attempts that werent me… 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️ Finally got the password changed… 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 Happy Friday Lovies!!!
2024-01-19 15:30:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Mmm... Enjoying some yummy 😊 plain nachos while I painstakingly sort thru our Legos 🧱... Cuz past me wasn't very nice 😒 to future me when I decided to just dump allllllllll our Legos into four random big ass bins... 😭
2024-01-04 00:35:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I slept a solid half a day last night without waking once 1️⃣ to cough or use the facilities!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼 Feeling pretty bouncy today! Spent the majority of my still too sick to do anything adventurous but not sick enough to get so hella bored from not doing anything past few days playing with my new (nerd alert! 🤓🤪) Christmasy 🎄 Legos… So heres some boobies to enjoy! 😋
2024-01-02 15:07:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Those are some of the sweetest nipples that totally need to be nibbled on! 😋
Treated myself to some new cute sheets (plus the much needed waterproof mattress protector 😉), and some new pillows... A fresh new set for a fresh new year... Hopefully I can finally decide 💭 on a new comforter soon so I can set it all up and snuggle into a fresh new bed 🛏...
Lounging my thick thighs and big belly on the couch 🛋 watching movies 🎬hoping this damn cough/cold 🤧 would finally be gone...
2023-12-27 23:58:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Merry🎄 Christmas 🎅 Lovies!
My house is full of sickies 😭... Took a few moments to duck out in my Xmas Jammie Pants to pick up an unexpected Xmas meal 🥘 for us... It's a buggers that Christmas didn't go as planned, but at least I got to do it in festive 🎅jammie pants... 😆
Sick supplies are not a fun cuddle partner! 🤣 And being sick on your period is even worse... Hopefully next week is filled with more energy so I can spend some of that energy on me... 😉
2023-12-23 02:59:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Some sudsy 🫧 squished boobies!!! Decided to take a long hot shower 🚿 in hopes of finally being able to breathe... Whatever bug is going around atm sure hates the lungs 🫁!!!
2023-12-21 02:21:54 +0000 UTC View Post
My oh my… Someone 🙋🏼♀️ is down for the count with a hella sore throat! All that Costco Sausage may have been too much… 🤣🤣 I was feeling crappy yesterday, but just thought it was cuz my monthly was due… Nope, by early afternoon I was in bed… Some nice soothing hot chicken noodle soup 🍜 in bed was my dinner tonight…
2023-12-19 01:35:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Its a chilly, damp and grey kind of day… Could there be a better day to shove a delicious Costco Sausage 🌭 in my face?! 😜 Always so yummy… Right to the last mouthful… 👄
2023-12-18 16:32:06 +0000 UTC View Post
(Part 2 of 2)
Yummmmyyy Sheppards Pie!!! And now you actually get to see some... 😆 Lots of booty 🍎 in part one, and now some actual food 🥘 (and boobies 🍉) in part two... I think it may already be time to pull some out of the freezer... 😊
(Part 1 of 2)
Mmm mmm mmm... Happy Feast Friday y'all!!! I haven't made Sheppard's Pie 🐄🥔 in a while... And really felt like some, so I made a bunch! A couple for dinner 🍽 and the rest to go into the freezer 🧊 for another day... It's such a simple recipe, but oh so yummy! 😊
Ugh!!! I take soooooooo many more pictures 📸now... And keep more than I ever have...
In the 3 years (at the minimum) before I got onto OF, I have 1300+ pics and clips on my iPhone (which means I prob took 5000+ and deleted the differance... lol)... Compared to the 3700+ on my Samsung... Some of them are very similar, cuz I will take more than one at a time and try to keep just the best one of that bunch... But sometimes now, I just can't decide which is the best... Which is why there is EIGHTY pics from cooking my sheppards pies... 🤦♀️
I do blame you all!!!! Lol (and thank you too!) Cuz at some point or another, someone has mentioned they like the boobie 🍉 pics best, and someone else said they like the bum 🍎 pics, and someone else likes the asshole 🍎🕳 pics and someone else likes the belly pics and someone else likes the thighs 🦵 pics and of course y'all like the peach😒🍑 pics! Lol... And on top of that, there were mentions of the style of pic, whether it be a candid, or a strategic pose, or a "professional" style pic or a the natural/realistic style or the whatever else style... There are just so many likes to fulfill... 😳 So it makes it really hard deciding what pics to cut out... Before it was easy, I'd look for all the photographing mistakes, like bad lighting, too many shadows, not crisp enough, but quickly realized that, for the most part, that ain't shit you all care about... And I was also deleting what I thought too be very unsexxxy pics, but one day, I posted one, and my goodness, it got a couple rav reviews... So now I just can't keep up... lol... If its not a bad pic, I keep it and share it... You can just scroll thru and stop on the ones that tickle your particular kink... 😘
A little clip 🎞 for my bouncing boobie and jiggly big belly lovers... 😋 Decided it would be a good time ⌚️ right before I hop in the shower 🚿, to use some goo gone and a scraper to get that annoying sticky crap left from the duct tape off my tile wall 🧱...
2023-12-14 17:51:35 +0000 UTC View Post
