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The weather sucks again, balance is restored and the British..

The weather sucks again, balance is restored and the British optimism with 15°C barbecues and beer gardens has been replaced with apathy and fist shaking 😆

I spent more of my money at the garden centre and am now on first name terms with the staff. We had a lengthy discussion about wisteria, which I adore but being that one day I'd like a house with land, I've avoided planting one because they take 5-7 years to flower.

Here's to my future wisteria on my future cottage 🥂

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Its 21°C right now so I'm gonna be offline a little more than usual today to actually enjoy the weather whilst it lasts!
Its incredibly rare to be so warm in April, and we get limited sunny days anyway in the UK so I really must bask like a lizard on a warm rock whilst I can.

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I don't think Tolkien could have forseen the creation of the..

I don't think Tolkien could have forseen the creation of the internet, never mind dastardly ladies of the night using his works to peddle their online wares but here we are.

Any other works of art you'd like me to sully with my frisky nature? I'm shopping for cosplay stuff currently so open to suggestions!

It's okay to have the odd wobble every now and then, none of..

It's okay to have the odd wobble every now and then, none of us have to be strong 100% of the time.
I've found that since I occasionally give myself some grace, I bounce back a lot quicker. It's not always easy to do, historically I'm the sort of person that's incredibly hard on myself but I can't say as that actually got me anywhere. Everyone deserves to give themselves kindness, sometimes that's the only person you actually need.
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Do you ever feel like you're just barging from fuck up to an..

Do you ever feel like you're just barging from fuck up to another? Just me? 😆 apologies again, my energy levels ain't what they used to be.
I'm basically geriatric on this side of the internet yano!

See you cool cats later for my yoga live! Not sure on time e..

See you cool cats later for my yoga live! Not sure on time exactly, maybe like 2pm? Whenever I'm feeling flexible anyway

Sorry you didn't see me much yesterday, I had a surprise del..

Sorry you didn't see me much yesterday, I had a surprise delivery in the form of some new bedding plants. And early birthday gift apparently as they were on sale this week 🔖

Naturally these had to be planted immediately so a new border was dug, and I consequently replied to a few folks, used the last of my energy for a couple naughty wank bank sessions, then conked out cold 😆

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It was mother's day in the UK today and due to some very exp..

It was mother's day in the UK today and due to some very expensive vet bills recently, I decided to go the homemade route and made my mum a pop up bouquet and some cupcakes. I was going for 'the thought that counts'.

I did, however, forget that she's diabetic so I've ended up bringing the cakes home with me 😆 Devil's food cake anyone?

Honestly over the years I've had so much done to my face - f..

Honestly over the years I've had so much done to my face - fillers, botox, etc so looking back at old photos is ... interesting.
There was the phase where i had too much cheek filler and looked like the puppet from Saw. The phase where I got lip blindness and looked like a Temu sex doll and then my personal favourite; when I had an autoimmune reaction and all the filler in my face swelled up for about 2 months.

This is why boob jobs scare me, can you imagine what my body would do to those 😆

Also side note, you can kinda see my hypermobile elbow in action here. Its not broken, it just does that.

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Been chilling out on the sofa mostly today, keeping hydrated..

Been chilling out on the sofa mostly today, keeping hydrated and actually resting for once.

Any Netflix recommendations? I'm after something cool like Castlevania or fun like Delicious in Dungeon. Ideally something with not a huge amount of seasons to catch up on!

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Update on my kidney situation, whilst the stone has moved my..

Update on my kidney situation, whilst the stone has moved my kidney is unfortunately still swollen and angry so I'm about to be a human pin cushion whilst they figure out why!

Whilst this is going on I'm slowing/stopping custom content a little while as I'm not able to do it in a timely manner because I'm getting tired quite easily at the mo, or I'm not feeling super sexy enough to film. Once it's all good again I'll open back up or if you're willing to wait weeks instead of days that's also an option 🥲

Once again thank you for all the support, kindness and patience you guys throw my way. It's always appreciated 👏

We also had session 0 of D&D last night so I'll introduce my new character shortly if you're interested?

It's almost sun dress weather... and I threw all mine out 😆 ..

It's almost sun dress weather... and I threw all mine out 😆 Last year I went through all my wardrobe and got rid of so much stuff but I'm now realising I have nothing seasonal for the warmer months, which sums me up perfectly.

Guess I'll have to have a peruse online to see what's available, I actually don't generally wear dresses much but I'd like to before I feel too old to do so.

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Had a cupboard clear out today, I'm a bit of a hoarder and c..

Had a cupboard clear out today, I'm a bit of a hoarder and constantly think 'that'll come in useful', but I also hate mess so everything goes in a cupboard out of sight.

I'm sure you can imagine the chaos that hides behind each closed door. Well today I said no more and began the arduous task of ridding my cupboards of items I haven't used in over a year. If I haven't used it in that timeframe, I likely don't need to. Wish me well 😆

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