Added 2021-09-05 23:19:33 +0000 UTC
Just came home from uni and my flatmates are talking in the kitchen about the window cleaners that came today. I knew they were coming so I closed my blind so they couldn’t see in my room and so I didn’t have to clean up the whole sex dungeon situation. The more they chat I realise these men were actually in the flat and that they’ve been in my room... because they were coming to clean the windows from the INSIDE. Oh dear god, you literally have to climb over my bed to get my window, I had the dragons on there and the fist, you’re quite literally greeted with the brown dildo standing to attention on my desk as soon as you open my door, not to mentioned all the dirty underwear they would have had to walk over (don’t judge me at this point in the semester) to even get to the window. Fuckk, guess I’ve just got to own it 😂
